Get a load off on those fun bags

Posted on October 31, 2011 by fadmin

 
Extreme Big Tits Porn continues to provide carnal fodder for the mind at any and all times of the day. Who doesn’t imagine having their cocks firmly in the middle of large breasts as the XXX slut hooking it up jerks them up and down while your dick head bounces underneath that chin, it sounds like I may have to break to shake off the horniness in a bathroom stall. Now granted whatever size tits you like to suck or jugg fuck is entirely a personal choice but I say the bigger the better, Sex with some double D Big Tits smacking you in the face is just what the Dr. ordered, and if it wasn’t it should be prescribed for Porn junkies like yourselves.

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You Say She Has No Knockers?

Posted on June 6, 2011 by dieter

no knockersThere’s this standing joke between my friend and me. This started one day when he told me that the chick he met at the bar the previous night had no knockers, he thought she was actually a man. The next night, I accompanied him to the bar and got the shock of my life – the girl’s got the biggest titties I’ve ever seen. My friend must have been so drunk last night to have said that to me or he was plain joking. I looked at him and he was awestruck as well so I guess it was the “drunk” reason.

Thus, I’d tell him that I met a chick with no knockers and we’d laugh hard. Many of the people who know already know the reason why we do that but those who don’t are, of course puzzled.

One day, I met this chick with huge jugs; they were so huge that I struggled hard not to stare at them while we talked. When she turned around, I called my friend and told him our standing joke and we both laughed hard. I didn’t realize that the chick heard me – not until I felt a playful punch on the arm.

no knockers“What do you call these babies? Why did you say I have no knockers?” she asked, puzzled. So, I had to explain to her. A whole lot embarrassed that she heard the comment and the succeeding explanation, I asked her out to dinner. Thankfully, she agreed and wasn’t mad at me at all.

Over the course of the meal, I praised her for having such huge melons and she slapped my hand telling me that she thought they looked silly. I told her that I actually love her titties. Boldly, I told her that fucking those globes would be a wonderful thing to do. Did she slap me for that? Well, she actually did but playfully so. And guess what? She actually allowed me to fuck her knockers that night!

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Knockers XXX – How to Enjoy Them

Posted on May 23, 2011 by dieter

knockers xxxI’ve developed the best techniques to enjoy knockers xxx porn while you are at home. I’ll share them with you, don’t worry.

Choosing the Flicks

•    If you are buying from a sex shop, ask the shopkeeper for the best knockers porn, he’s bound to have watched the items on his shelf or at least know about them from the feedback from his customers.
•    Read the synopsis (if there is!).
•    Of course, you can also be adventurous and just pick out anything. You can sort them out at home.

Watching the Flicks

•    Do not forget to lock your doors! Someone is bound to come in without knocking and catch you watching porn or, worse, see you jacking off. Still, if you have an adventurous girlfriend or wife, then it would be alright but if there are kids or other adults in the house (especially your parents!), best lock your doors.
•    Use headsets to maximize the audio – the more moaning you listen to, the hornier you’ll be. Trust me. Of course, if you live alone, you can put the stereos at full blast but your neighbors will worry, for sure.
•    Have a bottle of lube handy plus a box of pull-out tissues or small towels or disposable cups to catch your load. Be realistic – you are bound to jack off even before the first flick ends.knockers xxx
•    Have fun watching the knockers xxx. Just relax and try putting of jacking off, if you can.

Sorting and Storing the Flicks

•    This works for both hard copies and downloaded ones:
•    Sort the flicks according to category. Mark which flicks are your favorites, which ones contained dirty knockers. You might also want to keep a folder for stupid flicks or the ones you didn’t like. Who knows? You might get bored with the others and watch those in the future.
•    Don’t mark the box or online folder with “knockers xxx” if you don’t want to get caught. Try choosing a creative name that only you could understand.

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The Saggy Knockers of Mrs. Peterson

Posted on May 9, 2011 by dieter

saggy knockersIt is sad how women who had the most beautiful, glorious breasts in their youth could end up with saggy knockers towards the twilight of their lives. Thus, I really don’t blame women who’d go under the knife just for the chance to keep their beauty – and their breasts! – as these had been before.

Still, there are women who have saggy knockers yet still manage to look regal, look sexy as hell – just like dear old Mrs. Peterson. I bet she’s 70 or 75 years old. Her hair is pure white, I can’t remember seeing her with a color other than white, so she really is old. Anyway, she’d wear very light makeup but puts on ruby red lipstick. She’d also wear one of those old people clothing – thick skirt and blouse with buttons at the front. That’s what her attire would always be – just different colors and prints but similar ensemble. Almost always, she’d be wearing her black leather pumps.

What catches my attention more is that her saggy knockers would be outlined on her blouse. I’d love to fuck her knocker head, if only she wasn’t so old and I wasn’t so young. How’d I ever tell her that I would love to fuck her titties but I really have no other interest in her? She’d probably slap me hard or call the police.saggy knockers

Anyway, the best thing I could think of is to help out in her home so that I could always see her knockers. In guise of kindheartedness, I told her I’d mow her lawn and do some of the “man” chores around the house. She gladly accepted my offer. So, every afternoon, I’d go over to her house and help around. I actually had fun helping out – that was a surprise. She’d bake me some muffins or cookies that she’d allow me to bring home to my brothers.

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Watching Knockers Porn – My Favorite Hobby

Posted on April 25, 2011 by dieter

knockers pornI’m 25 years old, American male, single, plumber, and porn addict. Well, not just any porn but knockers porn. There’s just something sweet, something beautiful about the thought of fucking a chick’s knockers like there was no tomorrow. I’ve developed this hobby due to boredom – waiting for job orders which could be far in between.

One afternoon, I was having a knockers porn movie marathon. I’ve randomly picked the videos to watch. I popped some corn, got a six pack of my favorite beer, and sat on the couch. You see, this has become a hobby that it felt like I was watching any other ordinary movie, not porn.

The first movie I watched featured a lady with lovely knockers. Those titties were creamy white, round, and so pert that I’d surely fuck those if they were in front of me right now. The guy in the movie had a huge cock that stood up like a thick flagpole from his crotch. The chick reached down to touch his balls and tickle the top of his cock head. When he fucked her tits, she’d moan hard like he was actually fucking her cunt! At some point in the flick, the man did fuck her in the cunt but pulled out just before he ejaculated so that he could cum on her breasts.

knockers pornThe next flick had naughty knockers – the chick painted it to resemble a shark’s mouth. I wonder how the man could have sustained his erection – after all, it looked to me like he was fucking a shark’s mouth! Ouch! Well, it must have felt like a huge challenge for him, cumming into that predator’s mouth.

The rest of the knockers porn flicks were boring – just the usual fucking, nothing creative. I think I’d but another set of movies for the next marathon watching.

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The Floppy Knockers of My Mature Friend

Posted on April 11, 2011 by dieter

floppy knockersEmma is 53 years old. She works as assistant to my boss while I work as IT programmer. She lives just a block away from my home and we would sometimes walk home together. Of course, at 30, I looked more like her son. Still, I couldn’t help but wonder at times how her floppy knockers would feel in my hands.

Mind you, she doesn’t wear old people clothes. In fact, she wears trendy items that would have many younger women looking at her in envy. She could definitely wear those trendy clothing without looking stupid or just trying to look young because she looked great in those items.

Still, her floppy knockers show that she is, indeed, old. What makes her sexier, though, is that she doesn’t seem to mind having floppy titties but walk straight and proud like any young woman.

I didn’t know that I was already in love with her until she told me one afternoon that one of our colleagues had asked her out to dinner that night. My heart slammed against my chest and I knew that my face was red with what could only be anger and jealousy. I told her, flat out, that the man was a creep and that she’s better off with someone like me.

floppy knockersShe laughed at that, thinking that I was being overprotective as her friend. She proceeded with the date, to my dismay. The following morning, I was intent on avoiding her but she came to my cubicle before lunch. I could tell that it was her because her granny knockers almost poked me in the eyes. I glanced up and scowled at her.

“No need for that,” she said. “The date was boring.”

Lightening up, I managed to tell her that she really is better off dating me than that scumbag. She laughed and told me that I was too harsh on that man, that he wasn’t really a scumbag but was just boring.

I told her that I loved her floppy knockers and that I’d better be licking them tonight. Somehow, she wasn’t offended and we did go out to dinner that night – and yes, I was able to lick her titties that night, too.

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Spying on Naked Knockers

Posted on March 28, 2011 by dieter

naked knockersI live in an old apartment that had thin walls and peeling wallpaper. I didn’t mind. All I needed was a place to crash in for now, not really live in forever. I was saving hard for enough cash to pay for a newer apartment. Still, I’m happy with this one because I actually get to spy on my sexy neighbor while she bathes.

Though that may sound very pathetic, you’d actually spy on her, too, if you had seen her. She has this voluptuous body that she’d clothe in clingy dresses. Her knockers boobs would bounce as she walks – I knew that because I spent countless hours watching her walk out of her apartment to the grocery store she works in.

Anyway, I discovered a hole in the wall by accident. I was taking out an old frame picture from the west wall of my bathroom when I saw the hole behind the frame. I peeked inside the hole to see what it would reveal – turned out to be a good view of the bathroom next door. I wonder if the previous tenant knew about this hole.

That evening, I saw her walking down the street. I could hear her clanging some pots and pans as she prepared to cook that evening’s meal. Then I heard the shower turn on at her side. I hurried to my own bathroom and peeked inside the hole. There, I saw her standing in the shower with her eyes closed and her naked knockers glistening with moisture.

naked knockersWow! The image was surely printed in my horny mind forever. I imagined that I was in that shower, kissing those naked knockers while my hands would be finger fucking her cunt. She placed a liberal amount of bath soap on her hands and began to caress her boobies. The soap foamed on her body but I could see that her nipples were standing up as hard little nubs. I guess she was aroused.

I guessed correctly. She began to caress her titties, while her other hand began a slow journey down her cunt. She leaned back on the wall, eyes closed. She squeezed her naked knockers while her other hand worked furiously on her clitoris. I actually cummed before she did.

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Dreaming of Licking Her Enormous Knockers

Posted on March 14, 2011 by dieter

enormous knockersI wanted to impress Natalie so that she’d go out with me. I wore a new shirt, put my sunglasses on, and whistled, pretending nonchalance as she drew near. I was sitting on a park bench that time. I knew that she could see me but I pretended to be listing intently to the music in my iPod. As she walked, I could see her enormous knockers almost spilling out of her tube top. I’d love to lick those titties like they were huge ice cream cones. I sighed.

“Hey! Jordan!” she said, standing right in front of me.

“Uh! Hi!” I said, feigning surprise. “I didn’t see you.”

She sat beside me and asked, “What song is that?”

“Just something from Eminem,” I said.

“I was kinda hoping you’d say Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga,” she teased.

“Not my kind of music,” I replied. Then, because I really couldn’t help myself, I stared down at her enormous knockers. It was a good thing that the glasses were so designed that she can’t see my eyes. Still, she seemed to be aware that I was staring at her because she suddenly squirmed on the seat.

She started chattering, I knew that she was nervous. I imagined that we were actually on my couch at home. She’d still be talking like this but I smothered her moenormous knockersuth with a long, deep kiss. She stopped talking and placed her arms around my neck. I let my hands roam down her blouse to touch her enormous knockers. She’d sigh and tell me to squeeze those titties.

I’d take her top off and unhook her bra. Her ebony knockers would spill out of the bra and I’d lick them. My mouth covered one breast while my hand would play with the other.

The thought gave me a hard on. Then, I was jolted back to reality by Natalie’s playful slap on my arm.

“Let’s grab some snacks,” she said.

I smiled to myself and wordlessly got up. I think that my fantasy will soon become a reality.

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Those Hot Knockers Gave Me a Hard On

Posted on February 28, 2011 by dieter

hot knockersI was chatting online with a chick I recently met at a cartoon/anime convention. I don’t know much about her yet, except that she had hot knockers and looked just perfect for the Wonder Woman suit she was wearing at the convention. What I was wearing? Well, I was this large anime character that hid all of my body, except my face.

I didn’t expect that she’d give me her chat ID when I asked her. After all, I had looked weird at the convention and she only saw part of my face. Still, she gave me her chat ID and we planned to chat the night after the convention.

This time, I dressed up to impress her – in a body hugging shirt that emphasized my rock hard abs. I could tell that she was also trying to impress me because she was wearing a top that complemented her hot knockers. I could see those globes contoured well in her blouse.

“Hi!” I began. “You look gorgeous.”

“My! You are handsome, yourself. I was intrigued as to how the real you look like. Turned out you are more handsome than I had imagined,” she replied.

“Thanks,” I replied, actually blushing from the unexpected compliment. “Those hot knockers give me a hard on,” I added boldly.

It was her turn to blush. “I don’t know what to say. Had I known you for long, I might give in and show you these babies,” she replied.

hot knockers“Why not show them to me now?”

“I’m a bit shy. You might not like them.”

“Well, I am checking those knockers out and I like them. By the way, your costume at the convention looked real good on you.”

“Thanks, again. I just might give you a good show if you behave,” she teased as she began to remove her top. She played with her bouncing knockers while I stared at her, trying hard to stay focused on the show as my cock twitched in response to her actions.

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Dolly Knockers and My Pecker

Posted on February 14, 2011 by dieter

dolly knockersI still can’t decide what I like more – dolly knockers or tight pussies. Well, I know that they aren’t of the same level but I think that every man should have a favorite part of the woman’s body. It would somehow define who he is going to choose if faced with a dilemma. I know that sounds silly but I know that you are wondering to yourself now if you are a pussy man or a tit-loving one.

Anyway, last week, I had the opportunity to meet a chick with dolly knockers. Her name was, aptly, Dolly or so she claims. I was actually at the airport lounge, waiting for my flight home when she sat on the seat in front of mine. She’s black and beautiful. She was reading a book and I could see that it was something erotic.

I could see her great knockers heaving as she read the novel. I could see telltale signs of arousal as she breathed harder. I knew that she was affected by what she was reading.

“Hi,” I whispered near her ear. “That book looks interesting.”

She squirmed a little on the seat but said nothing.

“I think I can help release that tension,” I persisted.

“But my flight is scheduled to board any minute now,” she sighed. As if on cue, the PA system announced that my flight was ready for boarding. I smiled and was about to tell her it was I who had to go but she said that before I did. Now, wasn’t it a sweet coincidence that we are boarding the same flight? I smiled at her.dolly knockers

“I’ll find a way,” I told her as we both got up and walked towards the door.

Surprisingly, I was the only passenger on business class. When the seatbelt sign was off, I went to find her and invited her to my seat. We wasted no time groping each other – after all, we were alone there. I played with her dolly knockers while she gave me a hand job.

I opened her blouse and sucked on her big black knockers as she continued to squeeze my pecker until I cummed. Still suckling on her breasts, I fondled her clitoris until she, too, cummed hard and fast on that plane seat.

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